"He's Fred Thompson. You're Nothing."

Nearly three months' (and counting) worth of Fred Thompson "Facts of the Day" here. A sample:

April 19: "Fred Thompson plans to make it an allowable interrogation technique to rip out a terrorist's spine and beat him with it."

May 3: "Fred Thompson's favorite color is the blood of his enemies."

May30: "They say that after a nuclear blast, the only things that will survive will be cockroaches and Fred Thompson... except that Fred Thompson doesn't like cockroaches. So the only thing that will survive will be Fred Thompson."